If You Are Bald You’ll Stay Bald

From July 24, 1910

IF YOU ARE BALD YOU'LL STAY BALD

IF YOU ARE BALD YOU’LL STAY BALD: That’s What a Tonsorial Artist Says and He Always Has His Reasons Therefor (PDF)

The logic here seems to be: If there were a cure for baldness, barbers would know about it. Barbers don’t know about it. Therefore there is no cure for baldness. Modus tollens.

But the real gem is this quote: “Some are born bald. Some achieve baldness. Some have baldness thrust upon them… The born bald usually get over it and live to get it again.” Sage words.

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Written by David

July 23rd, 2010 at 9:30 am

Posted in Humor,Life,Science

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